Osama Bin L.. Dead Jokes

Mere days after receiving his brand new iPhone, Osama bin Laden gravely regrets being taught how to use Facebook's 'Check-in' feature
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President Bush tried, and failed.
President Clinton tried, and failed.
President Obama tried, and succeded.

The moral of this is...
If you want someone dead, hire a black man...

Saddam Hussain: Tick
Osma Bin Laden: Tick
Justin Bieber.......
Hurry up and kill that bastard
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Sky news-"Bin Laden buried at sea"

Spongebob is said to be rallying up his troops "just in case"

So they buried Bin Laden at sea...

Did the Americans not learn their lesson when they buried Megatron?
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Bin Laden - the only bin to be taken out this bank holiday

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology.
The US finally found Bin Laden...

At home
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So, Osama Bin Laden is dead. Shall we have another bank holiday?"

"Bin Laden must have had his contact info in his PSN [PlayStation] account" - ps got hacked for those who dont no
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"What did al-Qaida learn from Osama bin Laden's death? Location, location, location."

Came home this morning to find that my Saudi Arabian lodger was dead.

FML !
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BBC news : Osama Bin Laden has been turbanated .